19 April 2006
18 April 2006
14 April 2006
11 April 2006
10 April 2006
04 April 2006
30 March 2006
28 March 2006
10 March 2006
08 March 2006
06 March 2006
28 February 2006
24 February 2006
23 February 2006
17 February 2006
16 February 2006
8 Ounces Of Me
Inspired by the fact that it is possible to make jewelry using 8 ounces of cremated remains.
15 February 2006
14 February 2006
Throwing Chinese Women
Inspired by the way in which Chinese figure skater Zhang Hao reared back and tossed Zhang Dan across the ice like a sack of potatoes in their 2006 silver-medal performance.
13 February 2006
10 February 2006
09 February 2006
06 February 2006
02 February 2006
01 February 2006
31 January 2006
28 January 2006
23 January 2006
20 January 2006
19 January 2006
17 January 2006
Butt-Bandit Cowboys
Inspired by my co-worker's politically incorrect description of "Brokeback Mountain."
16 January 2006
The Quartormemes
Inspired by the French habit of quickly bringing in a 14th guest if a dinner party has 13 guests.
13 January 2006
12 January 2006
10 January 2006
09 January 2006
05 January 2006
04 January 2006
03 January 2006
30 December 2005
29 December 2005
22 December 2005
21 December 2005
20 December 2005
19 December 2005
Nipple Reconstruction
Inspired by use of the phrase in a health story about using a fat from a woman's ass to give her bigger breasts.
18 December 2005
09 December 2005
08 December 2005
Mwnci Bach Drwg
Welsh for "Naughty Little Monkey," it is inspired by a song that is currently one of my favorites.
07 December 2005
The Provo Incident
Inspired by the time I was walking in Provo, Utah, and a guy leaned out the window of a passing car and screamed "Hey man, fuck you!"
Strangely, he did not appear to be screaming at me. I think he was directing his anger toward Provo in general.
Strangely, he did not appear to be screaming at me. I think he was directing his anger toward Provo in general.
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