28 February 2006

Jenny Appreciation Society

Inspired by Bloomington, Minnesota's newest social club.

24 February 2006

Death Panda

Inspired by 2008 Olympic mascot Jingjing

Cheeky Football

Inspired by Pille the World Cup 2006 mascot.

23 February 2006

Jurassic Beaver

Inspired by this story.

17 February 2006

Sunny Death Squad

A bastardization of Sarah's suggested band name of Sunni Death Squad.

16 February 2006

8 Ounces Of Me

Inspired by the fact that it is possible to make jewelry using 8 ounces of cremated remains.

15 February 2006

Looking At Her Eleanor

Inspired by a post from Heather

Hotel Lotion

The Mighty Yak

George W. Pussy

Suggested by Crystal

14 February 2006

Throwing Chinese Women

Inspired by the way in which Chinese figure skater Zhang Hao reared back and tossed Zhang Dan across the ice like a sack of potatoes in their 2006 silver-medal performance.

13 February 2006

Duct Tape Erection

Suggested by Crystal

10 February 2006

God's McDonalds

09 February 2006

Jesus Pancake

06 February 2006

02 February 2006

Fatty Groundhog

01 February 2006

Fiddy Ceiniog

A Welshified version of the gangsta way to say 50 Cent.