12 November 2006

Cystitis Overturn

Suggested by Rhys, who got the idea from a failure by Welsh government types to understand Welsh.

Corfu Death Children

Suggested by Jen, who got the idea from this BBC story.

08 November 2006

Enormous Gay Mexican

From a conversation I had with Curly.

07 November 2006

Love Box

As a result of this post

25 October 2006

Monkey Hater

19 October 2006

Morbid Traitorous Bastards

Suggested by my dad.

Yankee Bullets

06 October 2006

Los Gatos CumpleaƱos

Twats Like Us

Suggested by Rhys

27 September 2006

02 September 2006

Sex With Buildings

Inspired by this post

Bang the Hammer, Logan

Actually a better name for an album...

01 September 2006

The Faultless Pajamas

Suggested by Sara

13 August 2006

09 August 2006

Fizzy Piss

07 July 2006


Inspired by Donal.

Corn Bag

22 June 2006

The Suck Kings

Inspired by the U.S. soccer team's performance (or lack thereof) in the 2006 World Cup.

17 June 2006

Love Nostril

Suggested by Crystal

16 June 2006

Red Mustard

Suggested by Goo

15 June 2006

Pirate Emoticon

01 June 2006

Spanish Sex Charges

Nathan's Evil Toe

Based on my nephew's baptism experience.

23 May 2006

Chinese Teeth

15 May 2006

08 May 2006

04 May 2006

Power Rangers Rendezvous

Inspired by Sarah's first sexual experience.

Honky Guilt

Stolen from a post by Omega.

02 May 2006

Diaper Contraband

Inspired by this story.

19 April 2006

Metaphor Cage Match

MMR Hat Trick

18 April 2006

14 April 2006

Smuggled Puppies

11 April 2006

Monkeys With Rakes

Suggested by Jen.

10 April 2006

The Electric Belly

Suggested by Lucky, who thinks the band would play "Buddha-metal."

The Man Who Invented China

Bacon Foot

04 April 2006

The Death Freezers

Inspired by Huw's field trip

Spider-Infested Head Wound

Suggested by Rachel on MooCow's blog and brought to my attention by Heather.

30 March 2006

10% Juice

28 March 2006

Atomic Nuts

10 March 2006

08 March 2006

My Ginger Beard

06 March 2006

Broken By Tuesday

28 February 2006

Jenny Appreciation Society

Inspired by Bloomington, Minnesota's newest social club.

24 February 2006

Death Panda

Inspired by 2008 Olympic mascot Jingjing

Cheeky Football

Inspired by Pille the World Cup 2006 mascot.

23 February 2006

Jurassic Beaver

Inspired by this story.

17 February 2006

Sunny Death Squad

A bastardization of Sarah's suggested band name of Sunni Death Squad.

16 February 2006

8 Ounces Of Me

Inspired by the fact that it is possible to make jewelry using 8 ounces of cremated remains.

15 February 2006

Looking At Her Eleanor

Inspired by a post from Heather

Hotel Lotion

The Mighty Yak

George W. Pussy

Suggested by Crystal

14 February 2006

Throwing Chinese Women

Inspired by the way in which Chinese figure skater Zhang Hao reared back and tossed Zhang Dan across the ice like a sack of potatoes in their 2006 silver-medal performance.

13 February 2006

Duct Tape Erection

Suggested by Crystal

10 February 2006

God's McDonalds

09 February 2006

Jesus Pancake

06 February 2006

02 February 2006

Fatty Groundhog

01 February 2006

Fiddy Ceiniog

A Welshified version of the gangsta way to say 50 Cent.

31 January 2006

Drowning Nebraska

Inspired by the plight of Ashland, Neb.

Netherlands Salamander Invasion

Inspired by Astrid's recent dinner conversation.

28 January 2006

Funk Audit

Suggested by Goo.

23 January 2006

20 January 2006

Sex Pest

19 January 2006

The Slut Horses

Inspired by this news story.

17 January 2006

Welsh Heat

Suggested by jay are and inspired by my nickname for Huw.

Butt-Bandit Cowboys

Inspired by my co-worker's politically incorrect description of "Brokeback Mountain."

16 January 2006

The Quartormemes

Inspired by the French habit of quickly bringing in a 14th guest if a dinner party has 13 guests.

Rage Hangover

13 January 2006

Refractory Nozzlemen

Suggested by Jege.

Threaded Brass Nipples

Suggested by Jege.

12 January 2006

Hajj Stampede

10 January 2006

09 January 2006

The Best Melissa

The Death Magnets

05 January 2006

Perforated Colon

Suggested by Afe.

04 January 2006

Feral Puppies

Suggested by Heather.

Shit Nog

Inspired by this recipe.

03 January 2006

Imaginary Belgium

Inspired by the question of whether Belgium exists.

I Believe In Belgium