19 December 2007

Skin Ship Lollipop

Encrypted Boobs

Suggested by Heather

09 December 2007

Transdimensional Porch Swing

Inspired by a dream Heather had about me in which she was travelling through time on a porch swing and my father was Hulk Hogan.

20 November 2007

Shrinky Dinks Assault

Rubik's Cube Fluffer

Provided by Heather, who found it on Overheard in New York.

03 August 2007

Bladder Tap

Suggested by Eric, who said the name came to him as he was driving his dog home from the vet.

28 July 2007

Fastest Loser

Inspired by watching track and field events.

13 July 2007

Aural Small Print

Suggested by Mr. Phin

Absent American

Inspired by the fact that I will miss out on yet another London Blogger meet-up.

08 July 2007

Heroic Doses

Suggested by Eric

29 June 2007

Prom For Sharks

Dirty Waves

Inspired by a story of Sara Huws' former roomate who, amid coming off some kind of a drug high, became convinced that his brain was being infected by "dirty waves" caused by another roomate's using their WiFi connection to access porn.

22 June 2007

Portugese Marijuana Peddler

Inspired by a Facebook comment from Afe.

The Indefinite Article

Suggested by Mr. Phin

The Unadulterated Potato

Suggested by Mr. Phin

09 June 2007

27 May 2007

Stupid Hamster

Inspired by a conversation with Chris' friend, who suggested that a hamster unable to identify the choking hazard inherent to Legos probably doesn't deserve to live.

25 April 2007


Inspired by office supplies

22 March 2007

The Sad and Black Reality

Probably a better name for an album

15 March 2007

Super Wasted

Inspired by my own comment on my English blog.

12 March 2007

Chwarter i Nawr

Suggested by one of my professors, who said it would make a good name for an album. Translated from Welsh it means "Quarter to Now." It sounds like it would be a Van Morrison follow-up album to "Inarticulate Speech of the Heart."

My Testicles Are Razor Blades

Probably a better name for an album, actually.

07 March 2007

The Soul Kill Pills

Inspired by my nickname for the anti-depressants I'm on.

14 February 2007

Los Amigos Falsos

See below.

The False Friends

Inadvertently suggested by my Spanish translation professor.

12 February 2007

Sentient Crow

Suggested by Neil


Inspired by a comment someone made in my Spanish class.

(ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behaviour Order)

23 January 2007

High-End Holga

Suggested by Beth

No. 1 Jones

21 January 2007

1,000 Sylvias

Inspired by Bryan

16 January 2007

Titties Full o' Hate

Inspired by Crystal

11 January 2007

The Biting Monkeys

Inspired by this blog post.