Skin Ship Lollipop

Encrypted Boobs

Suggested by Heather

Transdimensional Porch Swing

Inspired by a dream Heather had about me in which she was travelling through time on a porch swing and my father was Hulk Hogan.

Shrinky Dinks Assault

Rubik's Cube Fluffer

Provided by Heather, who found it on Overheard in New York.

Bladder Tap

Suggested by Eric, who said the name came to him as he was driving his dog home from the vet.

Fastest Loser

Inspired by watching track and field events.

Aural Small Print

Suggested by Mr. Phin

Absent American

Inspired by the fact that I will miss out on yet another London Blogger meet-up.

Heroic Doses

Suggested by Eric

Prom For Sharks

Dirty Waves

Inspired by a story of Sara Huws' former roomate who, amid coming off some kind of a drug high, became convinced that his brain was being infected by "dirty waves" caused by another roomate's using their WiFi connection to access porn.

Portugese Marijuana Peddler

Inspired by a Facebook comment from Afe.

The Indefinite Article

Suggested by Mr. Phin

The Unadulterated Potato

Suggested by Mr. Phin

Still In Love With Soleil Moon Frye

Death Pigeon

Crazy-Eye Elaine

Stupid Hamster

Inspired by a conversation with Chris' friend, who suggested that a hamster unable to identify the choking hazard inherent to Legos probably doesn't deserve to live.

Laserdrucker

Inspired by office supplies

The Sad and Black Reality

Probably a better name for an album

Super Wasted

Inspired by my own comment on my English blog.

Chwarter i Nawr

Suggested by one of my professors, who said it would make a good name for an album. Translated from Welsh it means "Quarter to Now." It sounds like it would be a Van Morrison follow-up album to "Inarticulate Speech of the Heart."

My Testicles Are Razor Blades

Probably a better name for an album, actually.

The Soul Kill Pills

Inspired by my nickname for the anti-depressants I'm on.

Los Amigos Falsos

See below.

The False Friends

Inadvertently suggested by my Spanish translation professor.

Sentient Crow

Suggested by Neil

Los ASBOs

Inspired by a comment someone made in my Spanish class.

(ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behaviour Order)

High-End Holga

Suggested by Beth

No. 1 Jones

1,000 Sylvias

Inspired by Bryan

Titties Full o' Hate

Inspired by Crystal

The Biting Monkeys

Inspired by this blog post.