30 December 2005

21 December 2005

Failed Blog Ambition

Inspired by the countless blogs that have only one post.

19 December 2005

Nipple Reconstruction

Inspired by use of the phrase in a health story about using a fat from a woman's ass to give her bigger breasts.

Problems With Verbs

09 December 2005

Blue Monkeys

Suggested by jay are and inspired by this blog post.

08 December 2005

Sticky Buttons

Buckwheat Pancake

Mwnci Bach Drwg

Welsh for "Naughty Little Monkey," it is inspired by a song that is currently one of my favorites.

07 December 2005

Frivolous Gymsuit

Suggested by Heather, who was inspired by this blog post.

Yellow Afro Love Munch

Suggested by Crystal

El Presidente de NASCAR

Inspired by a Domino's Pizza ad starring Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The Provo Incident

Inspired by the time I was walking in Provo, Utah, and a guy leaned out the window of a passing car and screamed "Hey man, fuck you!"

Strangely, he did not appear to be screaming at me. I think he was directing his anger toward Provo in general.

Booze Sippy Cup

Civil War Surgery

The Italian Suppositories

Color-Coded Fear