02 November 2009

30 October 2009

Kids With Knives

30 September 2009

18 August 2009

Russian Leg Sweep

31 July 2009

Soul Mate Porn

13 May 2009

Champagne Enema

Suggested by Sarah

25 April 2009

Moo-Moo Star

Inspired by my friend's daughter's suggestion as to what the moon's name should be.

19 April 2009

The Bestest Thing

Suggested by Rachel

Lego Monkey

30 March 2009

Bad Gateway

Inspired by an error message I was getting from TwitPic

11 March 2009

The Belfast Whores

Inspired by Sky News' idiot news story in which they asked a load of Belfast fashion students about renewed tension in Northern Ireland.

02 March 2009

26 February 2009

Applesauce On A Keyboard

Suggested by Sarah

16 February 2009

Fighting Creeping Melancholy

Inadvertantly suggested by aquafortis on her Twitter.

05 February 2009

Heretic Maze

Suggested by George Williams.

Porn Stars With Wedding Rings

I always find that slightly off-putting.

08 January 2009