Strong Earthquake

Just for the sake of being able to go with this headline

Fit of Whimsy

CCTV Boogaloo

Hatless Welsh Whores

Inspired by friend Fflur's self-description.

Y Rheng Byddwn

Welsh for "The Row of I Would," inspired by a line of girls I saw the other day, all in their summery low-cut top glory.

Dirty English Whores

Inspired by my friend's flatmate, whom I am convinced is the one who gave her ring worm (never mind that my friend works with children).