Metaphor Cage Match

MMR Hat Trick

The Farm Team Moochers

Smuggled Puppies

Monkeys With Rakes

Suggested by Jen.

The Electric Belly

Suggested by Lucky, who thinks the band would play "Buddha-metal."

The Man Who Invented China

Bacon Foot

The Death Freezers

Inspired by Huw's field trip

Spider-Infested Head Wound

Suggested by Rachel on MooCow's blog and brought to my attention by Heather.