03 September 2014

The Sex Geckos

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As inspired by this news story .
1 comment:
19 August 2013

Sexy Pony

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30 October 2012

Reflective Ponies

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Inspired by this Tumblr post .
07 October 2012

Electric Corset

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Waltz Riot

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Mentioned in this blog post about Strictly Come Dancing .
21 October 2011

Duck Breast Bastard

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Suggested by Jenn .
07 October 2011

Zombie Winehouse

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06 September 2011

Meat Piñata

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24 August 2011

Bad Bad Haircut

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Aftershock!

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6 comments:
13 July 2011

Whiskey Midget

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25 May 2011

The Ejaculatory Undertones

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Suggested by Seamus Bellamy
22 May 2011

Hardboiled

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Asian Lunch Mothers

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Suggested by Susan

Earplug Superstore

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Suggested by Susan: "A real thing, would just make a good band name I think."

11 Metres of Fun

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Sweet Fortress

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1 comment:
10 March 2011

John Merrick Pancake

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Suggested in this video .

Stepfoot

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Suggested by Sarah .

Baby Zealot Beard

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Suggested inadvertently by Laura .
21 February 2011

Qualms

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Suggested by Heather, who found it via this site .
16 February 2011

God Hates Frank

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05 October 2010

Geniuses of Home Spannering

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Suggested by Chris Phin
01 September 2010

Make It All Slanty

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11 August 2010

Martial Eagles Eat Baboons

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Inspired by a Quite Interesting fact .
09 August 2010

Songs for Feminists

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Songs for Feminists

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25 July 2010

An Indifferent Bigness

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Inspired by this photo
27 May 2010

The Fail Biscuits

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Seagull Assassin

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2 comments:
14 May 2010

Girlfriend Control

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Inspired by the pride of Hirwaun.
09 May 2010

Miss Wisconsin Was Right

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Beef Cups

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Suggested by Heather .

The Lovely Broken

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4 comments:
29 April 2010

Dirty Happy Thoughts

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2 comments:
24 March 2010

Escape Plan Julia

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Inspired by this picture aboard the Julia, the ferry ship that runs between Swansea, Wales, and Cork, Ireland.
23 February 2010

Norwegian Curling Pants

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Inspired by the choice of trousers worn by the Norwegian curling team and suggested by fuggirls .
21 February 2010

The Naked Hobos

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Inspired by Craig Ferguson .
31 January 2010

Angry And Bathing

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09 January 2010

Kneel To The Prettiest

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As inspired by the title of this book .
02 November 2009

The Equine Photography of Serge Holoduke

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Suggested by Mr. Phin .
30 October 2009

Kids With Knives

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3 comments:
30 September 2009

The Cagefighting Vigilante Transvestites

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18 August 2009

Russian Leg Sweep

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31 July 2009

Soul Mate Porn

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13 May 2009

Champagne Enema

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Suggested by Sarah
25 April 2009

Moo-Moo Star

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Inspired by my friend's daughter's suggestion as to what the moon's name should be.
1 comment:
19 April 2009

The Bestest Thing

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Suggested by Rachel
1 comment:

Lego Monkey

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30 March 2009

Bad Gateway

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Inspired by an error message I was getting from TwitPic
11 March 2009

The Belfast Whores

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Inspired by Sky News' idiot news story in which they asked a load of Belfast fashion students about renewed tension in Northern Ireland.
02 March 2009

Wedding Speeches For The Listless

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26 February 2009

Applesauce On A Keyboard

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Suggested by Sarah
16 February 2009

Fighting Creeping Melancholy

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Inadvertantly suggested by aquafortis on her Twitter .
05 February 2009

Heretic Maze

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Suggested by George Williams.
1 comment:

Porn Stars With Wedding Rings

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I always find that slightly off-putting.
08 January 2009

The Lebanon Rockets

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15 December 2008

Street Dogs of Kathmandu

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Twittered by Afe .
13 October 2008

The Sex Nadirs

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Suggested by Heather , who saw it on a knitting website: " The thing in your relationship that concerns me is the lack of sex. Obviousl...
23 September 2008

Unflushable Poop

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https://twitter.com/chriscope/statuses/931484545
17 September 2008

The Annie Faithful

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15 September 2008

Pig Lipstick

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10 September 2008

God Particle

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Inspired by the LHC .
3 comments:
02 July 2008

Chocolate Make-Up

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Inspired by this child .
26 June 2008

Mexico Club Stampede

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Inspired by this headline .
19 June 2008

The Sticky Quarter

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29 May 2008

Strong Earthquake

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Just for the sake of being able to go with this headline
27 May 2008

Fit of Whimsy

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CCTV Boogaloo

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15 May 2008

Hatless Welsh Whores

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Inspired by friend Fflur's self-description.
09 May 2008

Y Rheng Byddwn

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Welsh for "The Row of I Would," inspired by a line of girls I saw the other day, all in their summery low-cut top glory.
06 May 2008

Dirty English Whores

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Inspired by my friend's flatmate, whom I am convinced is the one who gave her ring worm (never mind that my friend works with children).
24 April 2008

Cracked Windshield and the Buttermilk Five

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Suggested by Charlotte
2 comments:
16 April 2008

Bad Luck Steve

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Inspired by the strange tone of disdain used by Dermot Murnaghan on "Eggheads" when he was consoling a contestant.
1 comment:

Bomb Pops to the Malevolent

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Inspired by phrase I used in a recent column .
27 March 2008

The Joyful Deaths of Several Young Children

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Taken from the utterly-strange-but-true title of a 17th century children's book: "A Token for Children: Being an Exact Account of t...
30 January 2008

Candy Fist

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Inspired by my desire to put my hand in a candy floss machine.
1 comment:

Isolating Cock

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Written on Arriva Trains carriages. One assumes it is some sort of mechanical thing.

Isolating Cock

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Written on Arriva Trains carriages. One assumes it is some sort of mechanical thing.
28 January 2008

The Poo Kettlers

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Thought up by Michelle, who misinterpreted a student survey.
19 December 2007

Skin Ship Lollipop

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Encrypted Boobs

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Suggested by Heather
09 December 2007

Transdimensional Porch Swing

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Inspired by a dream Heather had about me in which she was travelling through time on a porch swing and my father was Hulk Hogan.
1 comment:
20 November 2007

Shrinky Dinks Assault

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Rubik's Cube Fluffer

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Provided by Heather , who found it on Overheard in New York .
03 August 2007

Bladder Tap

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Suggested by Eric, who said the name came to him as he was driving his dog home from the vet.
28 July 2007

Fastest Loser

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Inspired by watching track and field events.
13 July 2007

Aural Small Print

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Suggested by Mr. Phin

Absent American

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Inspired by the fact that I will miss out on yet another London Blogger meet-up.
08 July 2007

Heroic Doses

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Suggested by Eric
29 June 2007

Prom For Sharks

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Dirty Waves

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Inspired by a story of Sara Huws' former roomate who, amid coming off some kind of a drug high, became convinced that his brain was bein...
22 June 2007

Portugese Marijuana Peddler

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Inspired by a Facebook comment from Afe .
1 comment:

The Indefinite Article

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Suggested by Mr. Phin

The Unadulterated Potato

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Suggested by Mr. Phin
09 June 2007

Still In Love With Soleil Moon Frye

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Death Pigeon

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Crazy-Eye Elaine

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27 May 2007

Stupid Hamster

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Inspired by a conversation with Chris ' friend, who suggested that a hamster unable to identify the choking hazard inherent to Legos pro...
25 April 2007

Laserdrucker

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Inspired by office supplies
22 March 2007

The Sad and Black Reality

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Probably a better name for an album
2 comments:
15 March 2007

Super Wasted

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Inspired by my own comment on my English blog.
1 comment:
12 March 2007

Chwarter i Nawr

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Suggested by one of my professors, who said it would make a good name for an album. Translated from Welsh it means "Quarter to Now....

My Testicles Are Razor Blades

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Probably a better name for an album, actually.
07 March 2007

The Soul Kill Pills

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Inspired by my nickname for the anti-depressants I'm on.
1 comment:
14 February 2007

Los Amigos Falsos

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See below.

The False Friends

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Inadvertently suggested by my Spanish translation professor.
2 comments:
12 February 2007

Sentient Crow

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Suggested by Neil

Los ASBOs

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Inspired by a comment someone made in my Spanish class. (ASBO stands for Anti-Social Behaviour Order )
23 January 2007

High-End Holga

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Suggested by Beth

No. 1 Jones

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21 January 2007

1,000 Sylvias

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Inspired by Bryan
16 January 2007

Titties Full o' Hate

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Inspired by Crystal
11 January 2007

The Biting Monkeys

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Inspired by this blog post .
12 November 2006

Cystitis Overturn

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Suggested by Rhys , who got the idea from a failure by Welsh government types to understand Welsh.

Corfu Death Children

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Suggested by Jen , who got the idea from this BBC story .
08 November 2006

Enormous Gay Mexican

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From a conversation I had with Curly .
07 November 2006

Love Box

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As a result of this post
25 October 2006

Monkey Hater

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1 comment:
19 October 2006

Morbid Traitorous Bastards

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Suggested by my dad.

Yankee Bullets

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06 October 2006

Los Gatos Cumpleaños

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1 comment:

Twats Like Us

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Suggested by Rhys
27 September 2006

Nice Spanish Ladies

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02 September 2006

Sex With Buildings

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Inspired by this post

Bang the Hammer, Logan

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Actually a better name for an album...
01 September 2006

The Faultless Pajamas

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Suggested by Sara
13 August 2006

The Old-Time Hurty Shits

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1 comment:
09 August 2006

Fizzy Piss

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2 comments:
07 July 2006

Popegun

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Inspired by Donal .

Corn Bag

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22 June 2006

The Suck Kings

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Inspired by the U.S. soccer team's performance (or lack thereof ) in the 2006 World Cup.
17 June 2006

Love Nostril

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Suggested by Crystal
16 June 2006

Red Mustard

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Suggested by Goo
15 June 2006

Pirate Emoticon

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01 June 2006

Spanish Sex Charges

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Nathan's Evil Toe

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Based on my nephew's baptism experience .
23 May 2006

Chinese Teeth

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15 May 2006

Unceremonious Goodbye

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08 May 2006

The Old School Hate Clowns

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04 May 2006

Power Rangers Rendezvous

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Inspired by Sarah 's first sexual experience.

Honky Guilt

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Stolen from a post by Omega .
02 May 2006

Diaper Contraband

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Inspired by this story .
19 April 2006

Metaphor Cage Match

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MMR Hat Trick

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18 April 2006

The Farm Team Moochers

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1 comment:
14 April 2006

Smuggled Puppies

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2 comments:
11 April 2006

Monkeys With Rakes

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Suggested by Jen .
1 comment:
10 April 2006

The Electric Belly

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Suggested by Lucky , who thinks the band would play "Buddha-metal."

The Man Who Invented China

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Bacon Foot

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2 comments:
04 April 2006

The Death Freezers

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Inspired by Huw's field trip

Spider-Infested Head Wound

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Suggested by Rachel on MooCow's blog and brought to my attention by Heather .
30 March 2006

10% Juice

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28 March 2006

Atomic Nuts

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10 March 2006

Making Dogs Vomit

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Inspired by Heather's harrowing tale .
08 March 2006

My Ginger Beard

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06 March 2006

Broken By Tuesday

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2 comments:
28 February 2006

Jenny Appreciation Society

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Inspired by Bloomington, Minnesota's newest social club .
24 February 2006

Death Panda

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Inspired by 2008 Olympic mascot Jingjing

Cheeky Football

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Inspired by Pille the World Cup 2006 mascot.
23 February 2006

Jurassic Beaver

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Inspired by this story .
17 February 2006

Sunny Death Squad

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A bastardization of Sarah 's suggested band name of Sunni Death Squad.
16 February 2006

8 Ounces Of Me

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Inspired by the fact that it is possible to make jewelry using 8 ounces of cremated remains.
15 February 2006

Looking At Her Eleanor

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Inspired by a post from Heather

Hotel Lotion

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The Mighty Yak

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George W. Pussy

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Suggested by Crystal
14 February 2006

Throwing Chinese Women

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Inspired by the way in which Chinese figure skater Zhang Hao reared back and tossed Zhang Dan across the ice like a sack of potatoes in thei...
13 February 2006

Duct Tape Erection

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Suggested by Crystal
10 February 2006

God's McDonalds

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09 February 2006

Jesus Pancake

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06 February 2006

Burning Danish Flags

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02 February 2006

Fatty Groundhog

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01 February 2006

Fiddy Ceiniog

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A Welshified version of the gangsta way to say 50 Cent.
31 January 2006

Drowning Nebraska

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Inspired by the plight of Ashland, Neb .

Netherlands Salamander Invasion

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Inspired by Astrid 's recent dinner conversation.
28 January 2006

Funk Audit

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Suggested by Goo .
23 January 2006

Techno Wonderland

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Inspired by Jenny's brush with fame .
20 January 2006

Sex Pest

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19 January 2006

The Slut Horses

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Inspired by this news story .
17 January 2006

Welsh Heat

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Suggested by jay are and inspired by my nickname for Huw .

Butt-Bandit Cowboys

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Inspired by my co-worker's politically incorrect description of "Brokeback Mountain."
16 January 2006

The Quartormemes

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Inspired by the French habit of quickly bringing in a 14th guest if a dinner party has 13 guests.

Rage Hangover

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13 January 2006

Refractory Nozzlemen

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Suggested by Jege .

Threaded Brass Nipples

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Suggested by Jege .
12 January 2006

Hajj Stampede

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10 January 2006

Jamaican Stick Fight

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Amish All-Stars

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Hamsters On Prozac

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Amish Rake Fighters

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09 January 2006

The Best Melissa

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The Death Magnets

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05 January 2006

Perforated Colon

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Suggested by Afe .
04 January 2006

Feral Puppies

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Suggested by Heather .

Shit Nog

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Inspired by this recipe .
2 comments:
03 January 2006

Imaginary Belgium

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Inspired by the question of whether Belgium exists.
1 comment:

I Believe In Belgium

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30 December 2005

Death Bucket

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God Bless You, Mel Tillis

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Perhaps a better name for a band's album

Cheesy Ham Vishnu

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Variation on a theme.

Cheesy Ham Wreath

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Inspired by this awful recipe .
29 December 2005

RabidCow

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Inspired by this news story .
1 comment:

The Tracksuit Bottoms

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22 December 2005

Parking Lot Incident

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21 December 2005

Failed Blog Ambition

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Inspired by the countless blogs that have only one post .
1 comment:
20 December 2005

All The Things Undone

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19 December 2005

Nipple Reconstruction

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Inspired by use of the phrase in a health story about using a fat from a woman's ass to give her bigger breasts.

Problems With Verbs

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18 December 2005

Zippy-Zappy Happy

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Inspired by my grandfather .

A Squirrel Named Che

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Suggested by Kari.

Meat and Candy Necklaces

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Inspired by my 4-year-old nephew .
09 December 2005

Blue Monkeys

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Suggested by jay are and inspired by this blog post .
2 comments:
08 December 2005

Sticky Buttons

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Buckwheat Pancake

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Mwnci Bach Drwg

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Welsh for "Naughty Little Monkey," it is inspired by a song that is currently one of my favorites.
1 comment:
07 December 2005

Frivolous Gymsuit

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Suggested by Heather , who was inspired by this blog post .

Yellow Afro Love Munch

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Suggested by Crystal

El Presidente de NASCAR

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Inspired by a Domino's Pizza ad starring Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The Provo Incident

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Inspired by the time I was walking in Provo, Utah, and a guy leaned out the window of a passing car and screamed "Hey man, fuck you!...
2 comments:

Booze Sippy Cup

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3 comments:

Civil War Surgery

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The Italian Suppositories

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Color-Coded Fear

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