12 November 2006

Cystitis Overturn

Suggested by Rhys, who got the idea from a failure by Welsh government types to understand Welsh.

Corfu Death Children

Suggested by Jen, who got the idea from this BBC story.

08 November 2006

Enormous Gay Mexican

From a conversation I had with Curly.

07 November 2006

Love Box

As a result of this post

25 October 2006

19 October 2006

Morbid Traitorous Bastards

Suggested by my dad.

06 October 2006

Twats Like Us

Suggested by Rhys

27 September 2006

02 September 2006

Bang the Hammer, Logan

Actually a better name for an album...

01 September 2006

The Faultless Pajamas

Suggested by Sara

13 August 2006

09 August 2006

07 July 2006

Popegun

Inspired by Donal.

22 June 2006

The Suck Kings

Inspired by the U.S. soccer team's performance (or lack thereof) in the 2006 World Cup.

17 June 2006

Love Nostril

Suggested by Crystal

16 June 2006

Red Mustard

Suggested by Goo

15 June 2006

01 June 2006

Nathan's Evil Toe

Based on my nephew's baptism experience.

23 May 2006

15 May 2006

04 May 2006

Power Rangers Rendezvous

Inspired by Sarah's first sexual experience.

Honky Guilt

Stolen from a post by Omega.

02 May 2006

19 April 2006

18 April 2006

14 April 2006

11 April 2006

Monkeys With Rakes

Suggested by Jen.

10 April 2006

The Electric Belly

Suggested by Lucky, who thinks the band would play "Buddha-metal."

04 April 2006

The Death Freezers

Inspired by Huw's field trip

Spider-Infested Head Wound

Suggested by Rachel on MooCow's blog and brought to my attention by Heather.

30 March 2006

28 March 2006

10 March 2006

08 March 2006

06 March 2006

28 February 2006

Jenny Appreciation Society

Inspired by Bloomington, Minnesota's newest social club.

24 February 2006

Death Panda

Inspired by 2008 Olympic mascot Jingjing

Cheeky Football

Inspired by Pille the World Cup 2006 mascot.

23 February 2006

Jurassic Beaver

Inspired by this story.

17 February 2006

Sunny Death Squad

A bastardization of Sarah's suggested band name of Sunni Death Squad.

16 February 2006

8 Ounces Of Me

Inspired by the fact that it is possible to make jewelry using 8 ounces of cremated remains.

15 February 2006

Looking At Her Eleanor

Inspired by a post from Heather

George W. Pussy

Suggested by Crystal

14 February 2006

Throwing Chinese Women

Inspired by the way in which Chinese figure skater Zhang Hao reared back and tossed Zhang Dan across the ice like a sack of potatoes in their 2006 silver-medal performance.

13 February 2006

Duct Tape Erection

Suggested by Crystal

10 February 2006

09 February 2006

06 February 2006

02 February 2006

01 February 2006

Fiddy Ceiniog

A Welshified version of the gangsta way to say 50 Cent.

31 January 2006

Drowning Nebraska

Inspired by the plight of Ashland, Neb.

Netherlands Salamander Invasion

Inspired by Astrid's recent dinner conversation.

28 January 2006

Funk Audit

Suggested by Goo.

23 January 2006

20 January 2006

19 January 2006

The Slut Horses

Inspired by this news story.

17 January 2006

Welsh Heat

Suggested by jay are and inspired by my nickname for Huw.

Butt-Bandit Cowboys

Inspired by my co-worker's politically incorrect description of "Brokeback Mountain."

16 January 2006

The Quartormemes

Inspired by the French habit of quickly bringing in a 14th guest if a dinner party has 13 guests.

13 January 2006

Refractory Nozzlemen

Suggested by Jege.

Threaded Brass Nipples

Suggested by Jege.

12 January 2006

10 January 2006

09 January 2006

05 January 2006

Perforated Colon

Suggested by Afe.

04 January 2006

Feral Puppies

Suggested by Heather.

Shit Nog

Inspired by this recipe.

03 January 2006

Imaginary Belgium

Inspired by the question of whether Belgium exists.