Drowning Nebraska

Inspired by the plight of Ashland, Neb.

Netherlands Salamander Invasion

Inspired by Astrid's recent dinner conversation.

Funk Audit

Suggested by Goo.

Techno Wonderland

Inspired by Jenny's brush with fame.

Sex Pest

The Slut Horses

Inspired by this news story.

Welsh Heat

Suggested by jay are and inspired by my nickname for Huw.

Butt-Bandit Cowboys

Inspired by my co-worker's politically incorrect description of "Brokeback Mountain."

The Quartormemes

Inspired by the French habit of quickly bringing in a 14th guest if a dinner party has 13 guests.

Rage Hangover

Refractory Nozzlemen

Suggested by Jege.

Threaded Brass Nipples

Suggested by Jege.

Hajj Stampede

Jamaican Stick Fight

Amish All-Stars

Hamsters On Prozac

Amish Rake Fighters

The Best Melissa

The Death Magnets

Perforated Colon

Suggested by Afe.

Feral Puppies

Suggested by Heather.

Shit Nog

Inspired by this recipe.

Imaginary Belgium

Inspired by the question of whether Belgium exists.

I Believe In Belgium